Carter and Stubbs: Episodes

CARTER AND STUBBS - SEASON ONE

Episode One - Pork Scratchings
To the distant sounds of battle, Carter describes his methods for attracting women. Stubbs points out where Carter might be going wrong.

Episode Two - A Sharp Bang In The Terries
Stubbs takes the brunt of Carter's horrifying experiments with a damaged Cockney rhyming slang programme.

Episode Three - Regret
Carter and Stubbs contemplate life, their navels and a hooker's nipples in their pursuit of mental peace.

Episode Four - A Bit Of A Change
Carter is a beat commando in the jungle of dance. But Stubbs would rather stick hot needles in his eyes than shake his moneymaker on the dance floor.

Episode Five - Conventional Thinking
Carter presents his unconventional thinking on the nature of the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Episode Six - Parker and Blinky
Carter opens his big mouth and proceeds to jump right in with both feet.

Episode Seven - Good At Fighting
Carter visits Stubbs at home during his two week suspension for trying to hit Parker in the face with a chair. Stubbs unwittingly lets slip a closely guarded secret.